We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via humorking)



I say that I “hate people” but really I’m just too lazy to say “My social anxiety makes me feel extremely uncomfortable and awkward around other people therefore I find it difficult to socialize with them.”

I say that I “hate life”, but really, I’m just too lazy to say “The challenges that I am currently facing, combined with my fears about the future are bringing me down, therefore I find it difficult to motivate myself.”

(via debootyparrish)


"hey have you seen this thing on tumb-"

Yes. I’m wasting my life on this shitty website and it’s more than likely that i’m already sick of seeing whatever it is you want to show me

(via waywardly-carrying-on)


sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.



You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

(via waywardly-carrying-on)